WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY
STRESSFUL

Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United
Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that's a good team...
Wife: is Drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams...
Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain...
Wife : okay but they look the same...what's that
yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player...
After few minutes Pogba scores for Manchester
United....
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain
who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Pogba for Manchester
United...!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who
should have scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player should go
out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no...
Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning;
red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling...
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of
play....
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup...
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr.
Bean?
Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene
Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is
Manchest Wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel to zeeworld]
June 15 at 7:

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